Another Round of Pictures, On the House
Here are some more photographs from me.
The first one is obviously assisted with Photoshop, but the second and third actually came out with VERY minor changes. I desaturated the last picture only a tad, with no changes to contrast, and I think the second is how it came out of my camera,
Hilarious Typos on Job Applications
- I am very detail-oreinted.
- My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.
- Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!
- Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume.
- It’s best for employers that I not work with people.
- Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.
- I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated.
- If this resume doesn’t blow your hat off, then please return it in the